A cocky Highway Department employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I’m here to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”
The old farmer said, “Help yourself but don’t go in that field.”
The Highway employee said, “I have the authority to go where I want. See this [...]

The loaded mini-van pulled into the only remaining campsite. Four children leaped from the vehicle and began feverishly unloading gear and setting up the tent. The boys rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and their mother set up the camp stove and cooking utensils.Â
A nearby camper marveled to the youngsters’ father, “That, sir, is [...]

An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.
For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a [...]