Archive for the 'Stupid Criminals' Category

Semantics Scripture Firearms Both?

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. Unfortunately, she found a burglar robbing her home of its valuables.
Recalling the topic of the evening sermon she yelled, “STOP! Acts 2:38! (Paraphrasing this verse, “… “Repent and be baptized, every one of [...]

Suspect Bites Police Dog; Dog Bites Back

Sunday, February 11th, 2007

Edge the Alsatian is unfazed; man in custody

Updated: 11:45 p.m. CT Feb 7, 2007
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Man bites dog; dog bites back. An Alsatian police dog named Edge cornered two suspects on a cliff side after a grocery store robbery in Napier, police said Thursday.
One of the suspects leapt down the slope and landed [...]

Buns of Steal

Saturday, January 27th, 2007

The long arm of the law spanks bare-bottom burglar with 3 to 5 year sentence

Everybody BACK! Or the one on the right gets it, too:

Wednesday, November 29th, 2006

A would be kidnapper shoots his own left testicle, then shoots himself again in the leg…
A mid November botched kidnapping In Wichita Kansas, ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin. The man in question had just stuck his gun back into his waistband when it accidentally fired, shooting him in the [...]

Must Have Been a Great Party!

Tuesday, July 25th, 2006

SHEBOYGAN, Wis.- An 18-year-old man was charged with felony burglary and property damage after he returned to the site of an unauthorized party at a police officer’s house when he forgot a pair of pants.
Eric D. Hening was caught at the home of Officer Timothy Patton when he returned the night after Patton’s son threw [...]