Category / Stupid Criminals

  • April 3, 2007 - Admin

    Semantics Scripture Firearms Both?

    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder. Unfortunately, she found a burglar robbing her home of its valuables. Recalling the topic of the evening sermon she yelled, “STOP! Acts 2:38! (Paraphrasing this verse “Repent and be baptized, every one of […]

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  • February 11, 2007 - Admin

    Suspect Bites Police Dog; Dog Bites Back

    Edge the Alsatian is unfazed; man in custody Updated: 11:45 p.m. CT Feb 7, 2007 WELLINGTON, New Zealand – Man bites dog; dog bites back. An Alsatian police dog named Edge cornered two suspects on a cliff side after a grocery store robbery in Napier, police said Thursday. One of the suspects leapt down the […]

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  • January 27, 2007 - Admin

    Buns of Steal

    The long arm of the law spanks bare-bottom burglar with 3 to 5 year sentence

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  • A would be kidnapper shoots his own left testicle, then shoots himself again in the leg… A mid November botched kidnapping In Wichita Kansas, ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin. The man in question had just stuck his gun back into his waistband when it accidentally fired, shooting him in […]

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  • July 25, 2006 - Admin

    Must Have Been a Great Party!

    SHEBOYGAN, Wis.- An 18-year-old man was charged with felony burglary and property damage after he returned to the site of an unauthorized party at a police officer’s house when he forgot a pair of pants. Eric D. Hening was caught at the home of Officer Timothy Patton when he returned the night after Patton’s son […]

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