November 29, 2006 - Admin

Everybody BACK! Or the one on the right gets it, too:

A would be kidnapper shoots his own left testicle, then shoots himself again in the leg…

A mid November botched kidnapping In Wichita Kansas, ended with one of the assailants shooting himself in the groin. The man in question had just stuck his gun back into his waistband when it accidentally fired, shooting him in the left testicle. He cringed (no surprise there), causing his gun to fire again striking him in the left leg. When the shooting barrage ended, the 23-year-old injured man still managed to walk into a nearby hospital and requested treatment.

Instead of treatment, the injured individual and his two accomplices, ages 18 and 20, were arrested for aggravated attempted kidnapping and conspiracy to obstruct justice. The men were attempting to kidnap a teen over a dispute about stereo speakers, police said.

[Editor’s Note: In this case, the gene pool is much better off at the lowered possibility for procreation! If this guy could buy or steal a gun, why couldn’t he get a holster to match?]

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