February 17, 2007 - Admin

Farmer Knows Best

A cocky Highway Department employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, “I’m here to inspect your farm for a possible new road.”

The old farmer said, “Help yourself but don’t go in that field.”

The Highway employee said, “I have the authority to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land.”

So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud screams and saw the Highway employee running for the fence and close behind was the farmer’s prize bull. The bull was madder than a nest full of hornets and was gaining on the employee at every step.

The old farmer called out, “Show him your card!!”

General / Hunting, Camping & Outdoor Humor

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